What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 00:25
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Octopussy
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…